Down in Tazmania...down in Tazmania....
In our house throughout the day and night silence is what we yearn for, try as we might there's no rest for the residents of our home even whilst he's asleep we all hear him GROAN!
Down in Tazmania...down in Tazmania....
Whirlwind, the maniac and Tazmanian Devil (even making the allowances 'cos he's been terribly ill) are some of the fond names we chose to call our son as he leaves a trail of DESTRUCTION doing the rooms one by one
Down in Tazmania...down in Tazmania...
BE AWARE; don't sit on the toilet seat!
Else a wet backside will be your fate
Shampoo, body wash, toothpaste too
He pours them in the sinks and down the loo those aren't his worst bathroom antics at all...
He uses his smelly poo to decorate the wall!
Down in Tazmania...down in Tazmania...
He runs and SHOUTS, that's how he gets around somersaults and headstands...leaps and bounds It's crazyness here every moment of every day non-stop, on the go,100 mph is his only way
Down in Tazmania...down in Tazmania...
We love him SO MUCH and would n'er change a thing better wild 'n' free than wrapped in cotton wool I sing At his school the kids tend to think he's cool 'n' great they all like to call themselves his mate That's our breather, sanity saver, it's super cool to simply chill and relax in the peace and quiet when our wee Tazmanian Devil's safe 'n' sound at school!
It's Looney Toons!!!.....errrr.... that's all folks!
Written By
Catriona Hamilton
